dispatches from the pop scene...minus the corn syrup.

Monday, June 22, 2009

JoJo's Latest Scandal Trash

Holy shit! Chart Rigger's all-time favorite age-inappropriate teen pop ho JoJo has been arrested for posession of an illegal substance!

Oops—wrong JoJo. Well, there's goes this f'ing post.

Oh, I kid, kids, I kid. JoJo is getting high, alright...high and mighty. Earlier this month she slapped together a video rant about the drama she's been struggling with in dealing with her record label.

Get this—18-year-old JoJo actally handed her third album in a year-and-a-half ago and, in turn, has put college on hold, thinking she would have been promoting it by now. Alas, as you hear below, that hasn't exactly been the case.

"I just wanna hear concrete answers," JoJo shrieks. "I deserve to know what's going on. I don't deserve to be waiting every day like, Gee, are they gonne get their deal done today?"

Also below is a leak of a new song from her, "25 To Life."

JoJo, doll, that sure ain't no "Too Little, Too Late."

Oh, well. If you took a flamethrower to this damn blog, I think the JoJo banterview would survive. It's gotta be the hands-down best piece of class that ever graced this dive.

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