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Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Michael Jackson's Death Not A Total Loss; We Now Have La Toya Jackson's New Jam!

It's now over a month since the passing of Michael Jackson, but leave it to MJ's naughty sister La Toya Jackson to rush out a "tribute" single.

Yes, "Home"—an unrleased track from her shelved 2002 Startin' Over album—has landed on iTunes today. But lest you get the silly notion that La Toya Jackson is a callous, fame-hungry whore, eager to cash in on her brother before he's barely let out his final Eeeeh-Heeee!, 100% of the profits of this smash are going to AIDS Project Los Angeles.

Personally, if I'm going to endure the whisper-giggle of La Toya's vocal talent, I prefer her gender-bender jam from a few years back, "Just Wanna Dance."

But, anyway, take a listen to "Home":

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  • At 10:46 AM, Anonymous Toy Soulja Boy Tell 'Em said…

    Hands down, the best piece of music created by ANY Jackson...unless you count the octaves Macaulay Culkin reached whilst perched on a ghoulish, slender white hand.

  • At 10:51 AM, Anonymous Baby Dangler said…

    If the death of a beloved sibling inspires La Toya to create new music, here's hoping the whole clan gets wiped out ASAP so we can have a full album of dancefloor jamz!!

    BTW, awesome cover art!!

  • At 11:47 AM, Blogger Adem With An E said…

    Cover art of the year.

  • At 3:47 PM, OpenID toddnoonan said…

    Is she singing this through her vagina? It sounds like one long queef.

  • At 8:57 PM, Blogger Mike said…

    I can't believe it took the death of a legend for Chart Rigger to finally showcase the Pope of Pop! "Home" is utterly glorious and proves once and for all that La Toya IS the talented one.

  • At 9:10 PM, Blogger Moogaboo said…

    This is an even more important single than "Just Say No," although I will always have a warm spot in my heart for that one.

  • At 9:18 AM, Blogger Mike said…

    Moogaboo, I love you and want your babies.


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