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Tuesday, August 25, 2009

I'm Over It, Katharine McPhee

Oh, Katharine McPhee. Remember when you were floundering around with that JoJo/"Too Little, Too Late" knockoff, "Over It," two years ago?

Sure, it's probably gotta suck looking back and realizing that you were the runner-up to Taylor Hicks and a product of the least successful American Idol season to date. (Then again, that Fantasia/Diana DeGarmo season was pretty dismal, too.) And, yes, you were dropped from your label after your album tanked and "Over It" undeservedly flopped at #29 on the chart.

But did you have to go and whore your wares in The House Bunny last year? And this new single "Had It All" (out today on iTunes)...isn't turning to country after-the-fact now usually viewed as the last ditch attempt of pop's fallen hookers? (See: Jessica Simpson, Donna Summer, Olivia Newton-John, etc.)

The press release states the following:
"Katharine traveled between Los Angeles, Nashville and Boston to write and record [upcoming second album] Unbroken, which was produced by John Alagia (John Mayer, Jason Mraz)."
Why didn't they just write:
"Katharine scaled mountains, swam through fjords and build a hut made out of Popsicle sticks and tin foil in order to bore you so much that you'll jam scissors into your eyes."
Oh, who am I kidding. I've been playing "Had It All" all morning. Call the doctor—I've got McPheever!

ALSO SEE:
* Musical Styles Katharine McPhee Should Have Tried...

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4 Comments:

  • At 9:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I think you're confused. Season 5 was the MOST successful season of American Idol. It was the highest grossing concert AI tour - to date. Season 5 was the also highest rated season according to the neilson ratings.

    Mcphee lost cuz she sounds like a screeching cat and she was subpar to winner Taylor Hicks, who by the way, is much much HOTTER! God, the man is gorgeous!

     
  • At 10:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    More than confused, just plain wrong. Season 5 was by far the most successful. Most record contracts, highest rated finale of any, most votes, most attented tour, most contestants on the charts at one time or another. Check your facts.

     
  • At 10:38 PM, Blogger D'luv said…

    I'm talking in terms of the final two contestant's album sales/longevity. But then, I'm supposing I don't need to state the obvious for those in denial.

    Taylor HIcks does NOT look hot. He looks like something I wouldn't fuck with a condom-wrapped broom handle.

     
  • At 11:11 PM, Blogger Moogaboo said…

    Oh wow, did Anonymous just reply to his own post, pretending to be a completely different Anonymous? I love the intranet.

     

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