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Tuesday, September 22, 2009

The Last Original Sugababes Member Gets Thrown Out On Her Taco

Once I wrote here that if I were more inclined toward the fairer sex, I'd bang Keisha Buchanan. As I recall, it caused a mild uproar.

At any rate, Keisha, the last original member of U.K. girl group Sugababes, has been thrown out of the group. It was surprising news today, as rumor had it all weekend that the most recent member, Amelle Berrabah, would be the one to walk.

"Although it was not my choice to leave, it's time to enter a new chapter in my life," Buchanan wrote today on Twitter.

Either way, it's a disaster, as the replacement is Jade Ewen, who might as well have a stripper pole jutting out from her lady funnel.

But, really, I could care less. I have a brand new lapotop, and nothing's gonna stop me now.

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6 Comments:

  • At 1:15 AM, Blogger Paul said…

    ah well!!

     
  • At 7:38 AM, Blogger xolondon said…

    How many more terms for vagina do you have up your sleeve?

     
  • At 10:27 AM, Anonymous shaun said…

    What's up with the Heidi Montag tag? Does she get a tag any time "lady funnel" or "stripper pole" are employed?

     
  • At 2:01 PM, Blogger duanemoody.com said…

    The title for this post literally made me LOL.

     
  • At 3:17 PM, Anonymous Party In The USA! said…

    But what about her amazing songwriting skills...errr...unbelievable vocal ability...errr...masterful dancing talent...errr...TACO!!!!

    Fin.

     
  • At 3:35 PM, Anonymous Michele said…

    I don't know what is more amusing for me: "Taco", or the personal knowledge that you do in fact have an infinite supply of vagina euphamisms.

    xoxoxo always!
    -shel

     

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