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Monday, September 28, 2009

Mariah Carey Is Going Cheap

Much like a two-dollar hooker—or, in this case, a $5.99 hooker—Mariah Carey's Memoirs Of An Imperfect Angel is on sale here in the States a day early at the Amazon MP3 store at a reduced rate.

Hear that? It's the sound of the lambs stampeding to feed from Mimi's trough! After all, iTunes has this trash for $12.99.

Judging from the sound clips, "Obsessed" was pretty much a tease, because Memoirs is a bucket of ballads. You'd have thought that after delaying the album twice in the past two months, it would have at least been to record a few upbeat tracks.

Imperfect angel, indeed.



  • At 9:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I love the old girl but its just not a good record. "Up Out My Face" and "Obsessed" are the highlights with "Betcha Gon' Know" being one of her best ballads ever making the rest of the slow songs boring and repetitive.

  • At 9:31 PM, Anonymous The Digifunky Remix said…

    Did you find the hidden track yet? "Pussy Shrieker (Whistle Register)" is DA JAM!!!!!!!!

  • At 10:25 PM, Blogger Mr. Will-W. said…

    Underwhelmed. This coming from the biggest lamb ever.

  • At 3:28 AM, Blogger Mo Darling said…

    I agree with you with the whole mariah thing usually, like yes shes just plain tacky. but this album is kinda good... weirdly... i was actually expecting it to be the worst disaster in the world too. but its kinda good... getting good reviews too oldly...


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