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Tuesday, October 27, 2009

All Adam Lambert's Album Cover Is Missing Is Pink Glitter And A Rainbow Brite Doll

Well, this more than makes up for those irked that Adam Lambert was posing with lady box jammed in his face in his Details photo shoot.

The cover of the painted Lamb's album, For Your Entertainment, basically leaves no question about the rocker's sexual leanings. Because, after all, blue hair = gay. Let's hope the traxxx live up to the attempted glam sass.

And, sorry, you thousands of broads who thought you'd one day have your thighs wrapped around the Idol runner-up's face like a feedbag—that mouth ain't for your entertainment.

* It's Time For A Miracle, Adam Lambert!
* Move Over, Rihanna—Adam Lambert's Got 2009's Most Boring Song



  • At 6:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I wrote a review and quoted your headline:


    I think he looks like Phil Oakey from Human League back in the 1980s.

  • At 6:47 PM, Blogger daavid said…

    Well TBH I'm still irked about that Details photo shoot. Why did he have to do that?

  • At 8:52 PM, Anonymous A Waitress In A COCKtail Bar said…

    Somebody's a 1987 graduate of the Tiffany Face-Framing Glamour Shot Academy!

  • At 11:48 PM, Anonymous the haunted thong said…

    she look like one of those 80s one hit wonders from the 80s, who had those tacky mirrors you could win with Skee Ball tickets at a low-rent mall arcade.

    The label looks like they cheaped out on a PhotoShop artist, who went unconvincingly overboard photoshopping La Lambert's pockmarked face. Let's hope they allocated a bit more to the production values and Pro-Tools.

    Meanwhile...La Lambert ten inches from a tuna pit?? I'm sure she was thinking "sucking Clive's wrinkled Dradel was easier than sniffing this gefilte fish!"

    Oh Flamebert - fame ain't easy!

  • At 1:25 AM, Blogger Jeffrey Bryan said…

    It's nice to know Mariah's retoucher still has work.

  • At 4:42 AM, Blogger Ken said…


  • At 5:28 AM, Blogger Paul said…

    I never had a Rainbow Brite doll but i did get a cabbage patch kid doll. Her name was Reesa Lolita and I loved that little veggie come to life :)

  • At 10:33 AM, Blogger John said…

    "Taste the Rainbow" would have been a more appropriate title.

    Having said that, good on him for having some control over imaging.

  • At 10:48 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    for a minute I thought that album cover was a close up of Brandon Flowers for the new Killers EP.

    thanks for clarifying.

  • At 1:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…



  • At 3:05 PM, Anonymous I Don't Boink Anybody Else said…

    I want to see a movie (and buy its soundtrack) called The Haunted Thong!


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