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Thursday, October 01, 2009

Lady GaGa Says Hello, Waves Goodbye To Co-Headline Tour With Kanye West

Well, no sooner had tour dates for Lady GaGa and Kanye West's co-headlining Fame Kills tour been announced, was the tour axed—so far with no explanation–mere hours ago.

See, I was just hiking with the ball and chain over the weekend and we were trying to figure out how the hell these two were gonna pull this off. It's probably safe to assume it wasn't lost on many people that you're talking about two rather distinctly different audiences here.

Then you throw 50 Cent into the mix slagging off the tour as "the gay tour." Well, okay—it pretty much is. Or was.

Hopefully this doesn't mean GaGa will cancel her scheduled Saturday Night Live performance this weekend, wherein she's supposed to shill her new, unreleased single. Because you know the broad's gonna do something crazy like hold a coconut between her knees while she dangles upside-down from a bungee cord and whips a headless baby doll!

Oh, well. Sorry, Kanye—guess GaGa was just bluffin' with her muffin.

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10 Comments:

  • At 2:19 AM, Anonymous Michele said…

    Wow. Too bad, really. They don't need each other, so the pairing had me excited. I was dying to see what she would do to him.

     
  • At 6:36 AM, Blogger xolondon said…

    Fifty is just upset that his career is in the shitter. I loved how his apology said he had no problem with her (but not KW).

     
  • At 7:58 AM, Blogger Moogaboo said…

    "Fitty" has more wigs than Lady GaGa,
    so of course he wants to be besties with her. I think he's just jealous of Kanye', who has managed to be gayer than 50's Vanity Fair fashion shoot AND STILL sell more records.

     
  • At 8:00 AM, Anonymous Candy Spelling said…

    Ah well, more time for La West to leotard-up and get that "Single Ladies" choreography DOWN!

     
  • At 9:58 AM, Blogger JimmyD said…

    I love that you worked in a vintage Soft Cell title/lyric into the headline!

     
  • At 10:40 AM, Blogger D'luv said…

    Michele, for some reason that reminds me of the time I (geek) went to a panel discussion with the cast and creators of The X-Files, and this broad stood up and goes, "Yeah, so I vibe to Duchovny every night." I don't know where I drew the connection...but you know...my sick mind.

    XO, yes, very backhanded. Of course, he got HIS ass backhanded to him by Kanye two years ago with that whole chart battle BS.

    Moog, HA!

    Candy, yeah, I have a feeling Kanye sat back and watched JT do it on SNL last year thinking, "That should be ME up there."

    Jimmy, non-stop, always.

     
  • At 1:26 AM, Anonymous Michele said…

    Wow, that really is sick.

     
  • At 1:30 AM, Anonymous Michele said…

    Wow. Say it three times and it becomes a symbol/trope. Wow. I retaind and applied something from my creative writing degree. Didn't see that one coming. Wow.

     
  • At 4:51 PM, Blogger Kenneth Walsh said…

    Just another kitchen-sink drama for these two ladies ...

     
  • At 12:52 PM, Blogger fattoma said…

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