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Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Move Over, Rihanna—Adam Lambert's In The Lead For Most Boring Song Of The Year

Wonder if when Details cover star Adam Lambert envisioned himself totally rawking out, man! back during his wildest American Idol dreams, he ever pictured himself singing a ballad as bland as "Time For Miracles"?

Kind of makes Rihanna's new gun dirge sound like a peak-hour floor filler.

Plus, didn't Green Day already stake their claim on the "brooding rocker with black hair walking through a storm of angst" front already?

Of course, I mean this all in the kindest way. Kudos to Adam for coming this far. I mean, it's not like we hear Kris Allen crooning the theme song to Avatar or anything.

But here's hoping his full album is a tad more exciting than this first new offering. Fingers crossed for the Max Martin stuff, at least?

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  • At 12:13 AM, Blogger Dom said…

    It's from a movie so therefore it has to fit in with the theme and tone of the movie and how they want it!

  • At 6:25 AM, Blogger xolondon said…

    I assume this is not something Adam really wanted to do, but that there was a tradeoff involved. It will confuse people though

  • At 8:25 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    His song with GaGa is the only thing I'm anxious to hear on his cd. Much more stoked about Allison Iraheta.

    Btw, when did Adam turn into kd lang? That Details cover... yikes.

  • At 8:52 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Die in a fire you insufferable prick.

  • At 9:54 AM, Anonymous shanaynay lachild said…

    u shud do a poll - what's more flaming:

    adam lambert
    billie jean armstrong
    details magazine

    i mean a-dame already came out - why details gotta be all on the down low still?

  • At 9:56 AM, Blogger xolondon said…

    La Daw, I see the crazy AI fans are starting to appear here (re die in a fire)! Enjoy!

    PS Shanaynay- everyone needs to lick a titty occasionally!

  • At 11:18 AM, Blogger D'luv said…

    Dom, gotcha. Still boring.

    XO, agreed. Like I said, looking forward to hearing the rest of the corporate-pop/rock album, though!

    KIATWF, nice! You rule! Nice to see you back!

    Anonymous, now, look—that's no way to talk about Adam. Give him a chance!

    Shanaynay, I'll take Billie Jane Armstrong anyday!

    XO, so true, funny how it seems...

  • At 2:08 PM, Anonymous All-American Girl said…

    Adam Lambert is SOOOOOOOO not gay!!! He's going to ride into my Dairy Queen drivethrough and carry me off on his sparkly pink motorcycle so we can get married, with Clay Aiken and the sparkling shirtless Twilight vampires throwing rose petals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • At 4:52 PM, Anonymous Patrick said…

    It's kind of fun to see the Glamberinas get into a tizzy over this. I'm sure the REDONE and Mx Martin stuff will be the saving graces of the CD. But the movie theme is pretty damn dull...

  • At 5:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Explain it to me like I'm a six year old. It's the soundtrack to the movie. He should have refused the opportunity to do the soundtrack? Which btw is being shown tomorrow night with the Michael Jackson premier? yeah, ok. Must be so tiring for you to remain so tragically hip all the time.

  • At 5:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Oh hell, ignore my question ^^. I had no idea I was talking to a cheap ass google blogger kid with 300 followers on Twitter. ROFLMAO. Any single Lambert fan board you go to has a minimum of 600 people on it at the slowest time of day. ha ha FAIL maybe when you grow up you can join the other slackers at VFTW.

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