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Thursday, January 21, 2010

Ke$ha And Sade Need To Take Their Shirts Off If They Want To Go Anywhere In This Business

It's a fifth week at #1 on Billboard's Hot 100 for Ke$ha, who tells Entertainment Weekly this hot trash in a new interview:
"I’m sure you gathered this by now: I just do what I want. Have I made out with chicks? Hell yeah. Did I think it was awesome? Hell yeah. I wouldn’t call myself bi. Like, if I didn’t eat meat for a week, it doesn’t make me a vegetarian. So I like people, and that’s just it. I like people.”
Yeah, thanks for sharing, baby. Now get your boobs out.

Speaking of boobs, Rihanna—who is all about whipping her cans out to sell copies of Rated R these days—finally sees "Hard" make some headway. After entering the Top 10 at #9 last week, the dirge crawls up to #8, which officially means it's now charted one position better than the even more depresso "Russian Roulette."

Meanwhile, Lady Gaga and Beyonce's "Telephone" slinks up to #20, giving Gaga her sixth Top 20 hit and Beyonce her 4,930th.

Another bimbo who's gonna have to resort to nudity to sell her tracks is Adam Lambert. Despite the video for "Whataya Want From Me" premiering last week, the damn single only manages to scrape up to #55 in its fifth week on the chart. C'mon, girl—step onto the apple crate and start shakin'.

Sade debut at #58 with "Soldier Of Love." Or should it be "Sade debuts..." I never know with this broad if you should refer to her singularly or as a band. Life is hard.

Finally, The Script move up from #73 to #66 with "Breakeven." Quite frankly, it's taking these bastards too long to have a hit, and I'm losing interest in mentioning them ever week.

The U.S. Top 10:

1. "TiK ToK" - Ke$ha *5 weeks*
2. "Bad Romance" - Lady Gaga
3. "Empire State Of Mind" - Jay-Z feat. Alica Keys
4. "Bedrock" - Young Money feat. Lloyd
5. "Replay" - Iyaz
6. "Sexy Chick" - David Guetta feat. Akon
7. "Hey, Soul Sister" - Train
8. "Hard" - Rihanna feat. Jeezy
9. "Fireflies" - Owl City
10. "How Low" - Ludacris

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5 Comments:

  • At 7:55 PM, Blogger Adem With An E said…

    Is there anything worth listening to aside from that Mad House intro on Rhianna's pornophonic album? Is it too soon to ask for a new album?

     
  • At 9:04 AM, Blogger hun*ter said…

    I want to know how Gaga allegedly broke the record for most airplay in a single week on the "pop songs tally" (whatever that is) and yet she is still No. 2 on Billboard's Radio chart. Poor "Bad Romance". It's been No. 2 forever.

     
  • At 5:48 PM, Anonymous shaun said…

    Okay, I was guilty of liking a Train track or two (pun intended!) during the first half of the last decade, but, COME ON, that new song is torture.

     
  • At 7:42 PM, Blogger Moogaboo said…

    Sizzle 'tude!

     
  • At 11:55 AM, Blogger D'luv said…

    Adem, well, she *is* prepping the inevitable remix/special edition version of the album, right?

    hun*ter, Ke$ha probably just had enough sales to counter that. You know, by downloading that song herself for six days straight.

    Shaun, I can't believe they're still around...and that people care. Is that song in some commercial or on a soundtrack?!

    Moog, snootchie boo.

     

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