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Tuesday, February 16, 2010

The Brit Awards 2010 In All Its Photo, Video And Frightening Lady Gaga Glory

Lady Gaga whirled into the Brit Awards looking like a nun who got raped by my living room curtains. Actually, her outfit was some scary shit. You will have nightmares over that getup. Trust. Gaga picked up three BRITs at the London gig—International Breakthrough Artist, International Female Solo Artist and International Album—the most wins of the night.

Below are some pics, performances and the full list of winners from the Brit Awards 2010 shindig that went down at Earls Court.

Boyzone's head DILF Ronan Keating. Would totally hit it...

Geri Halliwell of Spice Girls. Those broads won the Most Memorable BRITs performance of the past 30 years. Um, duh.

High class stripper/X Factor witch Cheryl Cole performing "Fight For This Love":



Lily Allen, mistaking the BRITs for the Hooker Pride parade.

And here we have... Oh, Jesus! No!!!

Robbie Williams, looking like Geri Halliwell just rammed her brolly up his arse. He was given the Outstanding Contribution To Music award.

Here's Robbie performing a medley of his hits. Sorry, just was not nearly as good as pop gods Pet Shop Boys' medley from last year's BRITs.



Ke$ha. Why so sour, baby—are you effing sick of "TiK ToK," too?

JLS. Gay face happens to pop stars, too.

Lady Gaga performing a stripped-down "Telephone"—which she dedicated to the late Alexander McQueen—and "Dance In The Dark."



Sugababes, Version 47.0.

Cat Deeley and Kylie Minogue. Where's the rest of Kylie? That horrifying Lady Gaga nun monster ate the other half of her.

And finally... Oh, Christ!

The Brit Awards 2010 winners:

BRITISH MALE SOLO ARTIST
Dizzee Rascal

BRITISH FEMALE SOLO ARTIST
Lily Allen

BRITISH BREAKTHROUGH ACT
JLS

BRITISH GROUP
Kasabian

BRITISH ALBUM
Florence And The Machine, Lungs

BRITISH SINGLE
JLS, “Beat Again”

INTERNATIONAL MALE SOLO ARTIST
Jay-Z

INTERNATIONAL FEMALE SOLO ARTIST
Lady Gaga

INTERNATIONAL BREAKTHROUGH ACT
Lady Gaga

INTERNATIONAL ALBUM
Lady Gaga, The Fame

CRITICS CHOICE
Ellie Goulding

OUTSTANDING CONTRIBUTION TO MUSIC
Robbie Williams

BRITS HITS 30
Spice Girls, “Wannabe/Who Do You Think You Are”

BRITS ALBUM OF 30 YEARS
Oasis, What’s The Story (Morning Glory)

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7 Comments:

  • At 10:14 PM, Blogger Mike said…

    Kylie was robbed of best performance from the past 30 years. At least she can console herself by listening to Ami Suzuki's stunning CGYOOMH cover!

     
  • At 10:37 PM, Anonymous shanaynay la-oh-hell-no said…

    great pix.

    those flamers for JLS look like them could guess the flavor of a popsicle just by sitting on it.

    lady gaga look like she robbed the costume shop from "The Dark Crystal" (google the shit and you will see what i'm talkin bout)

    Ke$ha, no mattah how much hair ane makeup you get done you still look like White Trash, gurl.

     
  • At 6:28 AM, Blogger rcLoy said…

    DILF! He's looking pretty damn good these days. LOL at the Lily Allen comment!! The JLS pix pretty much sums up all the boyband moments :)

     
  • At 11:27 AM, Anonymous shaun said…

    The bar has been on a neverending decline as of late, but Robbie looks okay here...not as doable as he once did, but maybe still after a few (read "30") drinks....

     
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