The Brit Awards 2010 In All Its Photo, Video And Frightening Lady Gaga Glory
Below are some pics, performances and the full list of winners from the Brit Awards 2010 shindig that went down at Earls Court.
Boyzone's head DILF Ronan Keating. Would totally hit it...
Geri Halliwell of Spice Girls. Those broads won the Most Memorable BRITs performance of the past 30 years. Um, duh.
High class stripper/X Factor witch Cheryl Cole performing "Fight For This Love":
Lily Allen, mistaking the BRITs for the Hooker Pride parade.
And here we have... Oh, Jesus! No!!!
Robbie Williams, looking like Geri Halliwell just rammed her brolly up his arse. He was given the Outstanding Contribution To Music award.
Here's Robbie performing a medley of his hits. Sorry, just was not nearly as good as pop gods Pet Shop Boys' medley from last year's BRITs.
Ke$ha. Why so sour, baby—are you effing sick of "TiK ToK," too?
JLS. Gay face happens to pop stars, too.
Lady Gaga performing a stripped-down "Telephone"—which she dedicated to the late Alexander McQueen—and "Dance In The Dark."
Sugababes, Version 47.0.
Cat Deeley and Kylie Minogue. Where's the rest of Kylie? That horrifying Lady Gaga nun monster ate the other half of her.
And finally... Oh, Christ!
The Brit Awards 2010 winners:
BRITISH MALE SOLO ARTIST
BRITISH FEMALE SOLO ARTIST
BRITISH BREAKTHROUGH ACT
Florence And The Machine, Lungs
JLS, “Beat Again”
INTERNATIONAL MALE SOLO ARTIST
INTERNATIONAL FEMALE SOLO ARTIST
INTERNATIONAL BREAKTHROUGH ACT
Lady Gaga, The Fame
OUTSTANDING CONTRIBUTION TO MUSIC
BRITS HITS 30
Spice Girls, “Wannabe/Who Do You Think You Are”
BRITS ALBUM OF 30 YEARS
Oasis, What’s The Story (Morning Glory)