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Thursday, February 25, 2010

Ke$ha Singing "Karma Police" At Age 13 Is The Best Pop Revelation Of 2010 So Far

When Radiohead frontman Thom Yorke kicks the bucket and is exiled to hell, you know what he's going to to have to endure on an infinite loop while he roasts? Ke$ha, back in 2000 at age 13, singing "Karma Police" at a middle school talent competition.

The shirt. The hair. The curves. The raw talent. Ke$ha probably thanks Christ every day that Auto Tune came along—not to mention Fen-Phen.

But whatever. She still looks hotter than I ever did while wearing a tie-dyed tank top and hip-hugging jeans in junior high school.

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  • At 2:16 PM, Blogger xolondon said…

    This settle$ it: You are ON this person's payroll. ChartRigger is all Kesha all the time!

  • At 2:49 PM, Blogger Paul said…

    she was all cla$$ even back then.

  • At 3:58 PM, Blogger Trailer Trashlee said…

    Thom Yorke can $uck it! Ke$ha is the greate$t performer in the hi$tory of mu$ic EVER!!

    Li$ten to "Animal" and you can hear Je$u$ cumming.

  • At 4:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    she looks like white trash.

  • At 6:51 PM, Anonymous Mark said…

    I TOTALLY disagree......Mr. Robbie in a tank top and hip hugging jeans????? YUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • At 11:21 AM, Anonymous numbfromdrugs said…


  • At 3:48 PM, Blogger Mr. Will-W. said…

    i love this. where in the world do you find this stuff?!?! barely recognizable!

  • At 10:44 PM, Blogger Moogaboo said…

    We're sure this isn't Paula Cole?


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