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Monday, February 01, 2010

What Pop Stars Look Like When Recording The "Everybody Hurts" Haiti Charity Single

The Helping Haiti cover version of R.E.M.'s "Everybody Hurts," organized by Simon Cowell and The Sun, will be released Monday, February 8. Below are some pics of some of the folks who've lent their pipes to the charity single:

Balladeer and Brit Award repellent, Susan Boyle

U.S.-bound British boy band JLS

Great American poet Miley Cyrus

Simon Cowell's finger puppet Leona Lewis

DILF poster guys Take That

Anti-DILF, Rod Stewart

2008 X Factor winner Alexandra Burke, also U.S.-bound

2009 X Factor winner Joe McElderry—i.e. DILF in about 20 years

X Factor judge/high-paid Girls Aloud stripper Cheryl Cole

Susan Boyle again. Oops, wait...that's Mika!

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6 Comments:

  • At 8:48 PM, Blogger Christina Gubalalalala said…

    So, so many lolz.

     
  • At 3:51 AM, Blogger Paul said…

    absolutely bloody hilarious. "brit award repellant"; "high paid stripper"; "oh wait, it's Mika"... utterly genius!

     
  • At 8:47 AM, Anonymous John in PA said…

    D'Luv,

    I laughed out loud at your caption for Mika! Excellent!

     
  • At 9:54 PM, Blogger D'luv said…

    Christina, sometimes the truth makes us do gigglez. Nice to "see" you!

    Paul, oh, stop....

    John in PA, thanks! Someone put this post on ONTD, and the comments alone on there were far better captions than I came up with.

     
  • At 12:58 PM, Anonymous Anoninanonymous said…

    I like Mika, but... so true. When I was reading it with the picture in my periferal vision, I believed you until I got to 'oh no wait'... almost made me jump. ***** caption funnies. :D

     
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