Chart Rigger: Britney Spears Should Be Happy Her Sorry Ass Gets Mentioned In Ke$ha's New Song "Styrofoam"

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Britney Spears Should Be Happy Her Sorry Ass Gets Mentioned In Ke$ha's New Song "Styrofoam"

First of all, here's the Queen Of Soul, Ke$ha, in her panties for a new shoot she did for Maxim's April issue. Classy! See more of these trashy pics here.

Second, I love how people are all up in arms over Ke$ha's newly-leaked jam "Styrofoam," which contains the lyrics: "In ten years, Britney Spears...Britney who?"

Please—not only is that the truest line in pop music to come along since those broads from Ace Of Base warbled that "life is demanding without understanding," it should also be the next phrase Britney gets tattooed on her ass! Don't be hating on Ke$ha for relaying the pop gospel to the masses. She's just the messenger.

Yeah, screw that used-up hooker Britney and her broke-down weave—Ke$ha is our Jesus now!

Labels: Britney Spears, Ke$ha

7 Comments:

At 7:16 PM, Anonymous said…

oh no you didn't!
At 9:37 PM, Moogaboo said…

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At 9:37 PM, Moogaboo said…

Ha, love it! But I don't know, Britney's been around twelve years already, which in pop terms means they're already sweeping out a hole for her in the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame. As much as I love a good catfight, she should've said... Katy Perry? Colbie Caillat? Madonna? (GASP)
At 12:27 PM, John said…

Maybe it's true, but we thought that 10 years ago, and she's actually still putting out relevant music. Now if she had name-checked herself, then I'd be in agreement.
At 1:26 PM, D'luv said…

Anonymous, oh, but I did.

Moog & John, it will be interesting to see how Britney fares in the post-Lady Ke$ha world from this point forward. I'm chalking the success of "3" up to the fact that it was the only new song on a greatest hits album. That and payola.
At 9:48 PM, Mike said…

Ke$ha & D'Luv speak the truth!

This post is realer than Mutya Buena!
At 9:29 AM, Mr. Will-W. said…

omg. i'm shocked u agreed with her. britney will always be britney. anyone capable of selling-out a tour without even having to sing a word at all live is pretty genius in my books.