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Monday, March 22, 2010

Ke$ha Wimps Out, Says She Regrets "Styrofoam"

Ke$ha is now trying to diffuse "Styrofoam"-gate by saying she made the Britney Spears-trashing song when she was 15.

"Now I do regret ever singing that," she laments in an interview with Australia's So You Think You Can Dance. (The line in question is—and hold on to your hats, because it's going to scandalize you to your very foundation—"In ten years, Britney Spears...Britney who?")

"At the time I was 15 and didn't have the balls to not sing it, so I mean that is why it's not on my record."

Give me a break. I would have had more respect for this hooker if she'd just been like, "Yeah, I said it—'cause you were all thinking it. And furthermore, Britney can shove a plate of Ring Dings up her Auto-Tuna funnel!"

Super-ass lame.

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  • At 11:53 PM, Blogger John said…

    Yeah...even if she said "I meant it, but good on her for proving me wrong", it wouldn't be so bad. You think this has anything to do with her having sang backup for Britney?

  • At 12:06 AM, Blogger daavid said…

    Wait. Ke$ha wrote a Britney-trashing song! Ke$ha!!!?
    Is this a joke?

  • At 12:58 AM, Blogger D'luv said…

    John, it does seem odd, and I don't buy that this song was recorded in 2002. It sounds very '08/'09. I do give Ke$ha for at least "singing" live, though.

    Daavid, she does claim she didn't write that line about Britney in the interview. It all just seems like such a non-scandal that didn't even require any apology.

  • At 5:20 AM, Blogger Oliveira said…

    Ke$hita reminds me of Holly Valance, who at the time of "Kiss Kiss" said that Kylie was far too old for singing and should retire to make space for RELEVANT people (such as Holly that is).

  • At 7:25 PM, Blogger Mike said…

    Ke$ha is a stunning pop deity but the bitch should have stuck with her guns. Britney is shit and would be a has been if she didn't go nuts and spark a misguided wave of goodwill.

  • At 11:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Rather than waste your time on this fine piece of trailer trash...why aren't you reporting on Agnes' US tour thats' going on this week!!

  • At 3:40 AM, Blogger D'luv said…



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