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Friday, May 28, 2010

The Greatest Music Video Ever: Countess LuAnn, "Money Can't Buy You Class"

Kylie? No. Miley? Next. Christina? Over.

No, pop chyldren, the greatest three minutes of your life you'll ever spend is watching the brand new music video for warbling Real Housewives transvestite Countess LuAnn de Lesseps' "Money Can't Buy You Class."

Pop's Real Aphrodite has descended from the heavens above to bless the start of the holiday weekend for us all.  Thank you, Countess.

Earlier this month I reviewed this jam for the Pop Trash Addicts Pop Panel:
"I'm glad this old cougar decided to shell out $23 to pay for a high-quality dance jam that sounds straight out of 1990. Paris is burning, bitchface! I'm subtracting two points for Auto Tune, because any thin-voiced diva worth her salt would have just braved it without the studio trickery back in the happy house days. But then I'm adding two points back because LuAnn de Lesseps is a complete gold-plated whore. Money really can't buy you class. Case in point: The Countess."
I then gave it a rating of 5 out of 5. Sadly, the Countess did not win that edition of the Pop Panel. But, hey—look at the shit Jesus had to go through before he became sexy, right?



  • At 8:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    This piece of shit is absolutely godawful.

  • At 10:03 PM, Blogger countpopula said…

    Money can't buy you class, but apparently $10 can get you a crappy video.

    Seriously, the countess looks better than she ever has, but can she afford to pay all those extras from her divorce settlement?

  • At 10:20 PM, Blogger D'luv said…

    STEP OFF, HATERS!! Countpopula is only throwing shade becase the Countessluann has come to kick him off the throne!

    Her Auto Tune is like a celestial choir of cherubic angels kissing my ears with the tongue of Moses himself!

  • At 9:28 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Love this! iT'S SOOOO 90's! She totally needs to cover Divine's "Native Love," she has the whole disco-rap thing down to a tee.

  • At 12:33 PM, OpenID stephenferosh said…

    Countless looks SO great. A mix between Eva Longoria and Danielle, the prostitution whore (of Real Housewives of New Jersey). The song is quite catchy, but still headache-inducing. The video is a goddamn mess. Bitch has all them hot guys around her & what does she do? Pull up their tie or throw out their wallet! SMH. Maybe she's a lesbian

  • At 12:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I can only bring myself to like this ironically. :P

  • At 7:34 PM, Blogger countpopula said…

    Wow, she DOES look like Danielle!

    Was what I said hatin'? I didn't think so. Surely that money would be better spent feeding her kids.

  • At 12:11 PM, Blogger Patrick said…

    It's no "Tardy For The Party". I have to have to hand it to the video director, though - Countess looks pretty amazing and less horsey than usual.


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