The Greatest Music Video Ever: Countess LuAnn, "Money Can't Buy You Class"
No, pop chyldren, the greatest three minutes of your life you'll ever spend is watching the brand new music video for warbling Real Housewives transvestite Countess LuAnn de Lesseps' "Money Can't Buy You Class."
Pop's Real Aphrodite has descended from the heavens above to bless the start of the holiday weekend for us all. Thank you, Countess.
Earlier this month I reviewed this jam for the Pop Trash Addicts Pop Panel:
"I'm glad this old cougar decided to shell out $23 to pay for a high-quality dance jam that sounds straight out of 1990. Paris is burning, bitchface! I'm subtracting two points for Auto Tune, because any thin-voiced diva worth her salt would have just braved it without the studio trickery back in the happy house days. But then I'm adding two points back because LuAnn de Lesseps is a complete gold-plated whore. Money really can't buy you class. Case in point: The Countess."I then gave it a rating of 5 out of 5. Sadly, the Countess did not win that edition of the Pop Panel. But, hey—look at the shit Jesus had to go through before he became sexy, right?
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