There's No Gettin' Over How Much The New UK #1 Single Sucks
Wow. How is it possible that the UK chart is packed with so much R&B/rap, while the current U.S. Top 10 is more pop-filled than ever? Even poor Lady Gaga's latest, "Alejandro," sits floudering at #28 in Ol' Blighty.
This week, the Brits get a new #1 single in the form of David Guetta's "Gettin' Over You." It was originally bland with just Chris Willis singing it on the French DJ's One Love album, but now a "Deluxe Edition" re-release finds Fergie and mind-numbingly shit uncle/nephew duo LMFAO tacked on. Bottom-of-the-barrel dance garbage.
German broad Lena goes in at #30 with her Eurovision winning "Satellite." That's a far cry from last year's Song Contest winner, Norway's Alexander Ryback, who managed to get "Fairytale" to #10.
Sigh. This chart needs to get Kylie'd up PRONTO.
The U.K. Top 10:
1. "Gettin' Over You" - David Guetta/Fergie/LMFAO *new* *1 week*
2. "Nothin' On You" - B.o.B feat. Bruno Mars
3. "Ridin' Solo" - Jason Derulo
4. "Dirtee Disco" - Dizzee Rascal
5. "Candy" - Aggro Santos feat. Kimberly Wyatt
6. "Not Afraid" - Eminem
7. "Try Sleeping With A Broken Heart" - Alicia Keys
8. "We Dance On" - N-Dubz feat. Bodyrox
9. "Eenie Meenie" - Sean Kingston and Justin Bieber
10. "Solo" - Iyaz
This week, the Brits get a new #1 single in the form of David Guetta's "Gettin' Over You." It was originally bland with just Chris Willis singing it on the French DJ's One Love album, but now a "Deluxe Edition" re-release finds Fergie and mind-numbingly shit uncle/nephew duo LMFAO tacked on. Bottom-of-the-barrel dance garbage.
German broad Lena goes in at #30 with her Eurovision winning "Satellite." That's a far cry from last year's Song Contest winner, Norway's Alexander Ryback, who managed to get "Fairytale" to #10.
Sigh. This chart needs to get Kylie'd up PRONTO.
The U.K. Top 10:
1. "Gettin' Over You" - David Guetta/Fergie/LMFAO *new* *1 week*
2. "Nothin' On You" - B.o.B feat. Bruno Mars
3. "Ridin' Solo" - Jason Derulo
4. "Dirtee Disco" - Dizzee Rascal
5. "Candy" - Aggro Santos feat. Kimberly Wyatt
6. "Not Afraid" - Eminem
7. "Try Sleeping With A Broken Heart" - Alicia Keys
8. "We Dance On" - N-Dubz feat. Bodyrox
9. "Eenie Meenie" - Sean Kingston and Justin Bieber
10. "Solo" - Iyaz
Labels: Chris Willis, David Guetta, Eurovision, Fergie, Lady GaGa, Lena, LMFAO, U.K. chart





2 Comments:
At 2:45 PM,
John said…
No argument on the craptastic LMFAO, but I do like the song. Fergie actually breaks up the tired David/Chris and makes it more palatable. As for Lena, I've had "Satellite" stuck in my head just as much as "Fairytale" was last year. Minus the molesting, of course.
At 12:34 PM,
Joshua said…
I imagine that I must hate LMFAO the way Fergie hates a good enzymic peel for her face.
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