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Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Katy Perry Should Have Gone With The "Teenage Dream" Single Cover For Her Album

Here's Katy Perry looking like she just got double-stuffed against a brick wall in the alleyway behind Safeway on her Teenage Dream album cover.

Sorry, but no amount of cotton candy shooting out of this broad's ass is ever distract from her mediocre vocal talent and the fact that "California Gurls" needs to be retired from its four-times-an-hour rotation on Top 40 radio.

The "Teenage Dream" single cover was better.



  • At 8:56 PM, Blogger Fritz Liess said…

    Sorry, but I have to disagree with you on this one. It is an amazingly realistic painting. I think it is one of the best album covers so far this year.

  • At 9:02 PM, Blogger Fritz Liess said…

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  • At 3:15 AM, Blogger Paul said…

    she looks like she's about to sing a nuddy version of Beauty School Drop Out. Which may be entirely possible.

  • At 9:10 AM, Anonymous shaun said…

    I like to pretend that they couldn't find enough cotton candy, so they just used that itchy pink fiberglass insulation but didn't tell Katy ;o)

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