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Thursday, August 19, 2010

Chart Triumph: "Bed Intruder Song" Debuts On The 'Billboard' Hot 100

The greatest chart achievement in the history of recorded music has occurred this week, and we're all alive to witness it! That's right—"Bed Intruder Song" (credited to Antoine Dodson & Gregory Brothers featuring Kelly Dodson) has cracked the Billboard Hot 100, entering at #89.



Please, God, let Antoine Dodson win at least six Grammys for this. And MTV, if you want to be real classy, get him to perform at the VMAs next month!

Meanwhile if you've never seen this gem before it was rendered into a smash hit remix via Auto Tune, here's the original news broadcast about the Huntsville rapist:



Miracles, chyldryn—THEY HAPPEN! Speaking of which, Ke$ha scores her fourth Top 20 hit off Animal as "Take It Off" climbs like a stripper chasing a two dollar bill up a pole to #20. (Or should I say climbs in your window, and snatches your people up?)

And speaking of strippers, Adam Lambert's "If I Had You" inches ever closer to the Top 40, this week settling for #42.

The U.S. Top 10:


1. "Love The Way You Lie" - Eminem feat. Rihanna *5 weeks*
2. "Dynamite" - Taio Cruz
3. "California Gurls" - Katy Perry feat. Snoop Dogg
4. "I Like It" - Enrique Iglesias feat. Pitbull
5. "Teenage Dream" - Katy Perry
6. "Cooler Than Me" - Mike Posner
7. "DJ Got Us Fallin' In Love" - Usher feat. Pitbull
8. "Mine" - Taylor Swift
9. "Airplanes" - B.o.B feat. Hayley Williams
10. "Ridin' Solo" - Jason Derulo

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7 Comments:

  • At 11:17 AM, Blogger John said…

    What were we saying about novelty songs a few weeks ago? If this crap can sell 30K in a week, then "We Speak No Americano" is going to be a hit of "Macarena" proportions!

     
  • At 7:13 PM, Anonymous David Archezexy said…

    But...But...it's actually GOOD! What does that say about...everything?!

     
  • At 1:54 AM, Blogger Mike said…

    Finally some class on the American charts!! I LOVE IT!

     
  • At 6:18 AM, Blogger Paul said…

    sweet christ! How come this makes the chart but quality tunes like Cougar by obviously amazing in need of a comeback beyond her tiffany mud wrestling pop star Deb Gibson languishes uncharted? Criminal injustice!

     
  • At 2:12 PM, Anonymous Dan said…

    oh lord.... I actually prefer to this to all the other autotuned monotonous rnb garbage that comes from the US

     
  • At 12:15 PM, Blogger John said…

    I need to revise my original comment...I can't get this song out of my head now. The backstory on all this is pretty deep.

     
  • At 4:47 PM, Blogger Moogaboo said…

    Yay, Antoine Dodson!!!! Finally, star quality returns to the charts. I don't wanna be the one to have to tell Gaga, Madonna and Britney that their services are no longer needed.

    His next one should totally be a ballad, of Shontelle's "Impossible" proportions.

     

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