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Saturday, August 21, 2010

Shontelle Actually Recorded A Decent Song

After somewhat flooding the airwaves with her semi-hit "Impossible" this summer, 2008 Chart Rigger Worst Of The Year honoree Shontelle has now recorded an actual good song for a change in the form of "Perfect Nightmare" (not to be confused with Ne-Yo's current flop "Beautiful Monster").

Rodney Jerkins produced this trash, and it seems having a hit with Lady Gaga and Beyonce's "Telephone" has given Darkchild a flare for dance-pop.

Am I ashamed to admit I like a Shontelle jam? Sure. It's kind of like when you get crabs from a priest—you know you did something bad, but Jesus already knew you were a whore in the first place, so it's okay.

Here's hoping "Perfect Nightmare" is another #36 smash for Shontelle on the U.S. chart!

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  • At 11:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    The Ne-Yo song is "Beautiful Monster", which is nothing at all like "Perfect Nightmare"...not trying to be bitchy, just an fyi

  • At 6:42 PM, Blogger Joshua said…

    Wowz, this actually sounds a lot like "Monster" by Gaga (especially the verses), which itself sounds a bit like "Beautiful Monster"

    This is totally dragtastic though

  • At 4:43 PM, Blogger Moogaboo said…

    Oh hell, I even loved that Impossible trash, I can't lie.

  • At 1:27 PM, Anonymous SteveEck said…

    I love the "No Way, No Way, No Way, No Way"


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