dispatches from the pop scene...minus the corn syrup.

Friday, October 01, 2010

Mariah Carey Just Stuffed My Stocking Good With "Oh Santa!"

Lambs, start bleeting—the bitch is back! Mariah Carey's "Oh Santa!", the first single off her upcoming Merry Christmas II You holiday cash-in album, is her absolute best single since "We Belong Together" and that other good one she recorded sometime over the past 20 years.

And let's all take a minute to commend David LaChapelle, who did a superb job Photoshopping an entire extra Mimi off Mariah on the sleeve.

Still not as jolly as "All I Want For Christmas Is You" (that's the other one I was thinking of), but it comes damn close.



  • At 5:23 AM, Blogger Paul said…

    it's actually much better than i thought it would be. I'm loving it. that single cover is much much better than the ghastly album cover (also - have you seen Annie Lennox's christmas album cover? So busy...) but yes. satisfied I am with this!

  • At 12:02 PM, Blogger Joshua said…

    I can't wait until she's selling this CD on the Home Shopping Network for 10 straight hours! I will be glued to the screen with a bowl of kettle corn and a bottle Svedka Citron Vodka, taking shots every time her eyes glaze over.


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