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Friday, October 01, 2010

Nadine Coyle's Disastrous "Insatiable" Almost Makes Me Wish Girls Aloud Were Still Together

I just want to know: who listens to this shit? As if Cheryl Cole's latest assault on the ears "Promise This" isn't bad enough, Nadine Coyle apparently woke up one morning and decided to out-bore everyone with this plodding trash called "Insatiable."



Sorry, baby—dolling up in 14 different hooker outfits in the video doesn't make the song any less forgettable.

Maybe Nadine's time would be better spent on trying to get Six back together, now that she's 46 and finally old enough to be in the band?

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21 Comments:

  • At 12:17 PM, Blogger Joshua said…

    Wait - wha??? Girls Aloud broke up!?!??!?!?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOO

     
  • At 1:02 PM, Blogger John said…

    Good lawd amighty...that clip makes Cheryl look, well, talented!

     
  • At 2:14 PM, Blogger D'luv said…

    Joshua, they're on - *cough* - "hiatus."

    John, so, so bad. The tits are good, at least?

     
  • At 6:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Dude you don't know what you're talking about.If you don't like it don't wacht it or don't listen.
    I wonder if you can sing or dance or whatever.
    Think you would do any better?...then send me your song and the video clip

     
  • At 6:58 PM, Blogger D'luv said…

    Oh, I'll send you my video clip...and you'll be masturbating for weeks to it.

     
  • At 6:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I'm realize now because you do not like them, because you are American, you guys have no idea about music, USA has always been jealous of England

     
  • At 7:17 PM, Blogger D'luv said…

    Exactly! Look around the site, you won't find any of the that UK rubbish here. Only American music -- ESPECIALLY rap and country.

     
  • At 8:28 PM, Blogger John said…

    Anonymous, is that your birth name, or is that your Christian name.

    I'm sure you came across this site by Googling, and that's quite impressive on your part. Folks on this blog are pretty set in their ways, unlike some others. You might want to try to convert some folks over at http://xolondon.blogspot.com. I'm sure he'd be open to it.

     
  • At 8:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Wow that's great, two musical genres that never exceeded the English music, with that kind of music you show me that you don't know the truly owners of music as The Beatles, Led Zeppelin and more...
    The U.K invented the music that tries to imitate today America.

     
  • At 8:33 PM, Blogger John said…

    Yeah...because the Beatles never cited Buddy Holly as an influence.

     
  • At 8:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Do you want my name? here is I'm Chelsea Walsh and I born in Manchester

     
  • At 8:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    A Texas singer why I'm not sorprised

     
  • At 10:42 PM, Anonymous Patrick said…

    Good god, a bitch fight erupts over Nadine Coyle??? This cannot be!!!

     
  • At 11:22 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    oh my god...
    chelsea, you REALLY should learn how to type out your words in a way that doesn't make you sound unintelligent.

     
  • At 12:41 AM, Blogger D'luv said…

    Chelsea, my Irish/English ass is here anytime you feel like puckering up, babe.

     
  • At 12:30 PM, Blogger Brent said…

    I actually really, really like it. I think it sounds rather fresh compared to what's currently on the radio. It sort of gives me a robert palmer vibe - especially that part after the first chorus.

    Do, I think it's the greatest song in the world? No. But I've been listening to it nonstop for a week.

     
  • At 5:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Chelsea and Brent are right. The are not be the best singers in the world but is something new and catchy, I really like both.

     
  • At 6:07 PM, Blogger Brent said…

    Nadine reaches for crazy trills sometimes that are way beyond her means, but she has a strong voice that can be quite lovely.

     
  • At 6:13 PM, Blogger D'luv said…

    Nadine's trills usually have me reaching for a bottle of Jack to dull the pain.

    That said, "Call The Shots" and "The Loving Kind" are brilliant.

     
  • At 8:50 PM, Anonymous Trip said…

    Why you criticize Nadine if you like two of her best song with Girls Aloud? I don't get it, make up your mind.

     
  • At 8:59 PM, Anonymous Chelsea said…

    Is true I thought that music was rubbish for you

     

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