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Sunday, October 03, 2010

Nadine Coyle's Video For Shit Single "Insatiable" Is Basically A How-To For Cheap Strippers

Folks, no one should be surprised by this trash. After all, Nadine Coyle perfected the art of masking mediocre treacle with tit-parade videos while doing time in stripper troupe Girls Aloud.

So now along comes the full video for "Insatiable," the just-passable warbler's debut solo single. We saw a glimpse of the clip on Friday, and when I pointed out the shortcomings of Nadine's latest assault on the ears of the masses, I was attacked by a pack of Girls Aloud stans who came skittering out of the woodwork like Prada Steve Madden-wearing cockroaches.

Well, here you go, kids. But just remember—a spray tan, designer clothes and an utter shit track don't make you a star. Well, unless you're in an upside-down split on a pole at Jumbo's Clown Room.

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8 Comments:

  • At 12:21 PM, Anonymous Trip said…

    Oh no here we go again. If you don't like it whay you waste your time talking about her ?

     
  • At 12:22 PM, Anonymous Trip said…

    I`m sorry my mistake "why"

     
  • At 12:41 PM, Blogger D'luv said…

    Trip, no, I think you were right the first time -- "whay" is how Nadine would spell it!

     
  • At 6:59 PM, Anonymous Shop said…

    I don't understand why some people make blogs for criticize famous people, is stupid.

     
  • At 7:04 PM, Anonymous Chelsea said…

    Exactly, thak you Shop.
    Nadine is rich, and she doesn't care a shit what you think of her music.

     
  • At 11:36 PM, Blogger Brent said…

    So, I was actually looking forward to the video. After seeing it, I'm worried about her as a solo artist.

    The video is cheap and HORRIBLY edited. Also, it looks as if she was so worried about looking sexy for the camera that she became lazy in the lip synching department.

    I like the song and I think she has a great voice. I'm disappointed.

     
  • At 6:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    The song really is total crap though...

     
  • At 11:47 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    nadine is a better and more down to earth person than cheryl cole. the only reason her music does well in the charts is cuz shes a so called sweet heart. more like a sweet tart. fake fake fake.

     

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