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Friday, October 01, 2010

Shontelle's "Perfect Nighmare" Video Should Have Told The Horrifying Tale Of Her Album Sales

Shontelle's No Gravity may have floated into the the Billboard Top 200 album chart this week at #81 like the limp corpse of a hooker facedown in a muddy river, but at least her label spent $30 on her music video for "Perfect Nightmare," right?

Yeah—the video's a bit of a drag. But I already professed my like for this Rodney Jerkins-produced jam awhile back. And at least it's better than Nadine Coyle's latest trash.

Anyway, I gotta get to Starbucks. If I don't get there right when Shontelle's shift starts, she gets kinda sloppy with the lattes.



  • At 12:14 PM, Blogger Joshua said…

    If this post is Wong, I don't want to be White.

    Also, that oversized brown shirt she's wearing is ripped in the butt :(

  • At 12:15 PM, Blogger Joshua said…

    The annoying thing is that if Rihanna sang this song, it would have been number 1 :(

  • At 2:13 PM, Blogger D'luv said…

    Yes, Rihanna tends to leak #1s out of her thong effortlessly, no?


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