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Monday, April 18, 2011

Beyonce Aims Low With Ultra Boring "Girls (Who Run The World)"

Not quite sure who's been lying to Beyonce's ass while she's been recording tracks for her upcoming album, but she needs to fire their weaves pronto.

The new single from House Of Deron's Main Wig, called "Girls (Who Run The World)," has surfaced online this evening, and it's more like "Girl, Wake Me Up When You Move On From 2003, Cuz This Shit is TIRED." And I don't care if it samples Major Lazer. It still sucks.

Sorry, baby, but Heidi Montag moaned more exciting trash on Superficial just by showing up to the studio hung over, standing in front of a mic for 13 minutes and sitting on a popsicle. 

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  • At 11:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    From her forthcoming opus: I Am...Such-a Farce!

  • At 11:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Good Lord, This is Fab & Rob bad.

    It's BM's Drunk at the Bar bad.

    Managers and Producers need to grow a pair and stand up and tell these egotistical "I'm a genius" celebrities when their ideas are just shit.

  • At 2:57 AM, Anonymous DR said…

    Horrid. Goes absolutely nowhere.

    Does this mean to you that "Judas" is basically a masterpiece compared to this, D'luv? If so, I'll take it.

  • At 11:34 AM, Anonymous Pranav said…

    Beyonce has a great voice but besides "Wishing on a star", I have found ALL her music absolutely boring to the core. Yes, she's hot (I mean ridiculously hot!) and she has good pipes but that doesn't necessarily make her a great pop artists. Her songs are weak and do not stand on their own merit.

  • At 4:22 PM, Anonymous Justin said…

    horrible. she seems to be far behind the curve on this one.

  • At 5:23 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Perhaps its time for pop to come up with some new sounds instead of the copy and paste every new pop tartlet uses.

  • At 6:38 AM, Blogger The Prophet said…



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