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Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Beyonce Fails Again With "Run The World (Girls)" Single Cover And Teaser Video

House Of Dereon's Main Wig has unveiled her "Run The World (Girls)" single cover art, and apparently this is a theme for cheap hookers in dim lighting wearing basement knockoff couture and dollar store weaves.

In the ridiculous trailer for the single, House Of Dereon's Main Wig straddles a big white horse like a pro, while some stock footage of some boring nature shit is edited in. Gays, this is where you're supposed to implode into a cloud of sparkle dust.



In a press release issued this afternoon, it was noted that “Run The World (Girls)” was produced by Switch with additional production by House Of Dereon's Main Wig (yeah, right) and Shea Taylor. The song was written by Terius Nash (The Dream) and House Of Dereon's Main Wig (suuuuuuure).

NEXT.

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12 Comments:

  • At 7:42 PM, Blogger Mike said…

    THIS POST IS AN EPIC FAIL!

    YOU'RE NOT FIT TO CLEAN THE TOILETS AT THE HOUSE OF DEREON.

    I HOPE YOU GET STUCK IN AN ELEVATOR WITH LADY GAGA'S COUNTRY REMIX OF BORN THIS WAY STUCK ON REPEAT.

    DISMISSED!

     
  • At 12:33 AM, Blogger Project Mobius said…

    That has got to be one of the best comments ever, Mike! Epic fail, PLUS the horse pic for your avatar? How do you expect me to beat THAT?

    Anyways, are we really sure this is Beyonce? The same girl who danced to "Single Ladies"? The same girl who powered her way through "Halo"? The same girl with 16 Grammies?

    This is just hysterical. It's like someone copied a Venetian Princess remake of a Lady Gaga photo and pasted Beyonce's head on it.

    Sig: Visit my own music website at projectmobius.blogspot.com!

     
  • At 6:37 AM, Blogger The Prophet said…

    She is such a fail. Everyone is ripping this trash remix to shreds, just as they should.

     
  • At 2:56 PM, Blogger D'luv said…

    Mike, YOUR COMMENT is a MASSIVE fail, trick, so quote that tired has-been you worship, "To the left, to the left," HO! Thank Gaga that Kelendria is back with new music to show washed-up, stank-ass Be-HAG-ce how it's fucking done for once. Now, go hang your weave up in shame on the door handle of that chicken coop known as the House Of Dereon, so I can de-louse it.

    Project Mobius, DON'T ENCOURAGE THAT BE-WHORE-CE STAN!!!!

    Prophet, preach it, chylde.

     
  • At 10:57 PM, Blogger Project Mobius said…

    Sorry if I offended you, D'luv, but I found the irony in Mike's post funny.

    Anyways, I think you're a great poster for news. If I didn't, then I wouldn't have you in my music feed on my website.

    As a matter of fact, I'd even support you in releasing your own single - Hey, if it can be better than Beyonce, it has a chance, right?

    Sig: Visit my own music website at projectmobius.blogspot.com!

     
  • At 7:40 PM, Blogger D'luv said…

    LMAO @ Project Mobius - I wasn't offended! The only offense was Mike coming here with his FILTHY WIG and preaching trash about Be-Snatch-ce!

     
  • At 10:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I agree with Mike. The rest of you haters shut the f*ck up, douche bags. Maybe you should stop being such fucking assholes and wasting your life dissing other people, who you will never be as famous as! Please, you couldn't even lick Beyonce's shoe. She's back and you're just upset that a song you don't like is doing better than whatever trash you listen to. So move on with your miserable excuse for a life. And no, I will not visit projectmobius.blogspot.com. F U

     
  • At 9:59 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Thumbs up mike!
    Seriously dude running ths lame excuse for a blog, GROW A PAIR!! Kinda pathetic and lame for u 2 put up a post lyk ths. Anyway they say birds of a feather flock together so i undastand tht a no talent fool lyk u dnt lyk her.
    Bt next tym tho, dnt forget to include tht that's jst your own dumbass twisted opinion. Thanx!

     
  • At 6:20 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    your blog is sad and pathetic.YOU HAVE NO LIFE.And yes,you are wasting your time with this blog,which noone reads.If I were you I would beg for Bey's leftover weaves-you definetely need it to sell it to get some $$ since you can hardly 4crape a living from writing shit on the internet.

     
  • At 7:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Everybody go to Youtube. Theres a remix of this single produced by this guy name Fyuchur. Its Hot!!! Even her fans love it

     
  • At 12:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    cheap cover.. remember major lazer - pon de floor? this girl won 16 grammies and can't even think of anything more original? time to retire?

     
  • At 12:38 AM, Blogger Minko Chen said…

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