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Monday, April 18, 2011

Christina Aguilera Is A Free Woman

Awww, remember the good old days of Xtina and Jordan Bratman's touching, monumental relationship? Weren't they just like the Liz Taylor and Richard Burton of our times? Yeah, right.

Their classy marriage finally came to an end just before the weekend, as their divorce was finalized. Now Christina is free to boink that Matthew Rutler guy all she wants (not that being married was actually stopping her). Or she can just scissor Linda Perry till the cows come home.

And who knows—maybe she'll even record a good album for once? At this point her fans will just have to settle for watching her on The Voice, which starts next week and is either going to be the biggest snoozefest or lamest rip-off on TV. I'm guessing a little bit of both.

If and when that tanks, it's next stop: Xtina's shower cam site.

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  • At 7:41 PM, Blogger Joshua said…

    Whyyyy do you hate Bionic so much? I swear every time you mention it, I can't help but defend it :P

    Plz give another listen! Bionic, Vanity, Sex for Breakfast and You Lost Me are standouts!!

     

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