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Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Lady Gaga & Her Vagina Do 'Harper's Bazaar'

Lady Gaga hops from Vogue to Harper's Bazaar, and makes some classy assertions in the process. By far, the hottest quote from the upcoming "Hot Fashion Issue":
“I had all these number-one records, and I had sold all these albums, and it was sort of this turning point: Am I going to try and embrace Hollywood and assimilate to that culture? I put my toe in that water, and it was a Kegel-exercise vaginal reaction where I clenched and had to retract immediately. I ran furiously back to New York, to my old apartment, and I hung out with my friends, and I went to the same bars.”
Odd, I felt the same thing when I heard Beyonce was putting out a new record.



  • At 2:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    But she still does a glossy magazine cover. Seems the toe dip did burn her feet that much.

  • At 8:48 PM, Blogger D'luv said…

    She should have just dipped her toe up herself so her vadge teeth could gnaw it off.

  • At 8:30 AM, Blogger Moogaboo said…

    Ke$ha tries really hard to project this image of a tweaker airhead, but then her music is actually kinda clever. Lady GaGa has the opposite problem.


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