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Wednesday, May 04, 2011

Another Teaser For The Sonic Abortion That Is Beyonce's "Run The World (Girls)" Video

What the hell? Hasn't anyone informed House Of Dereon's Main Wig that "Run The World (Girls)" flopped into the Hot 100 at #33 last week like a still-born mackerel shooting out of a giant grouper's mouth in a spray of vomit? Or that it's set to sink lower than a Thai lady-boy's head into the lap of an Amex black card-waving AARP member on this week's chart?

Guess not. Here's more garbage from the yet-to-be-released video for the shit track.

Beyonce, girl, do yourself a favor and pull the plug on this tripe. We can all pretend it never happened if you can.



  • At 6:46 PM, Blogger Joshua said…

    Honestly, this sort of reminds me of her B-Day days. In fact, she released not one, but TWO, poorly-received singles in a row before her massive third single (Irreplacelable) pooped into #1 and inspired her to film 50 subsequent music videos and a Spanish extra CD. So... we'll see. I'm sure she has a couple of extra Billboard-ready shanks stuck somewhere in her ratty wig

  • At 1:35 AM, Blogger Project Mobius said…

    You know what? You're probably right, Josh. However, none of those videos featured Beyonce stranded in the middle of nowhere with a bunch of other girls that have an incredibly horrible fashion sense, crouching behind a see-through box/trap.

    Beyond that, the video sounds like it a remixed instrumental of RTW(G). I actually think that it may be worse than the original song! What do you think?

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