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Monday, May 23, 2011

Here's What I Have To Say About Beyonce And Britney Spears At The Billboard Music Awards



It's pretty much taken me 24 hours to muster up the energy to comment on Beyonce and Britney Spears' performances on last night's Billboard Music Awards because of the following reasons:

1. Beyonce's well-timed Millennium Award has caused her disaster flop single to climb to #15 on iTunes, and for that I might have to Travis Bickle (see above video, Pop Chyldryn) the next person I hear playing the shit track.

2. Britney is a dead-in-the-eyes zombie twat. I actually lied about waiting to comment on this — I typed up a whole post at Idolator today about her phoned-in "live performances."  WASTED. Max Martin and Dr. Luke, in the future, please give all insanely rad tracks to Kelly Clarkson, Pink or even Katy Pussy instead.

3. I was too busy Barbie Doll-legging myself all day to Lady Gaga's fucking fantastic new album.

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2 Comments:

  • At 1:41 AM, Blogger Mike said…

    This is your best post ever for the simple fact that I know you're secretly walking around Dallas humming "I think I need a barber" <3

     
  • At 1:38 PM, Anonymous Justin said…

    I hate to say it, but I agree with you about Brit. Maybe she can hide out in a tower and release great pop albums every once and a while, and that's it. or just give the shit up. but coming on for 1 verse and a chorus with Nicki Minaj, lip-synching big time and wandering around stage has got to go. I love Brit till death, but this shit has gotten old.

     

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