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Monday, June 27, 2011

Kelly Rowland Does The BET Awards While Beyonce Seeths

Since I bothered to post Beyonce's acceptable Glastonbury performance, I might as well put up The Real Talent From Destiny's Child Kelly Rowland doing "Motivation" with Trey Songz at the BET Awards.

It's probably a given that Bey was backstage at Glasto, seething with fury as she watched Kelly own the stage on a monitor. And no doubt she ripped off her weave and began thrashing around wildly like an untamed animal as it became obvious that Ms. Rowland can no longer be held back from success.

Eventually, Bey probably choked her assistant by ramming her wig into the poor servant's throat and jamming it down her esophagus with her stiletto heel.

What the hell are we talking about? Oh, right — Kelly Rowland.

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4 Comments:

  • At 11:49 AM, Blogger Joshua said…

    So deliciously cunty!!! <3

     
  • At 12:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    As much as i usually agree with you in almost everything, and as much as i like rooting for the underrated, i think you might be smoking a real good one to think that kelly is more talented than beyonce.
    I like beyonce just like the next person, not even a huge fan. but come on, if someone is a talented singer/performer of our generation is Beyonce (also P!nk & Robyn )
    I'm a happy gay man, that loves gay shit, but Kelly seems to only be focused on coming up with the next gay anthem (since when love takes over is the only real solo success she's had since that duet with Nelly). At least Beyonce is not turning her back on her r&b roots like a lot of black artists are doing (like kelly, or kelis)
    So no, for once, i think ur totally crazy. But most of the times we do agree, so don't u worry, ur ok.

     
  • At 12:49 PM, Blogger Diva Incarnate said…

    Kelly records second-rate dance material for people of all sexual orientations

     
  • At 8:57 PM, Blogger D'luv said…

    Joshua, I'm a minx.

    Anonymous, I'm very, VERY disappointed in you. Slut. But this gives me the push I've needed to finally get off my ass and do volume three of a certain feature I've been putting off since April. So thanks!

    Diva I, see Joshua's comment.

     

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