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Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Ye Olde Vampyre Madonna Rising From The Grave, Recording New Album This Summer

Dear God!! The spell that had been cast by Lady Gaga to keep Ye Olde Vampyre locked in her lead-lined sarcophagus has weakened, and like a blood-thirsty demon, she is ready to feed on our mortal plain again.

The Formaldehyde Girl's long-tortured henchman Guy Oseary confirmed on Twitter today via a series of tweets:
"Madonna goes into the recording studio next month to begin work on new album... she has a good idea on which producers she will be working with... lots of questions about what kind of music it will be... stay tuned..."
As we know, Thee Vampyre hasn't released a studio LP since the woeful sonic abortion known as Hard Candy. And other than that, her last substantial release came in the form of the two-disc 2009 hits collection Celebration.

Since then she's been off directing future Oscar-winning epic W.E. (Sadly, she chose not to take up an acting role in the movie. Sigh.)

I will note that when I went to Italy in April 2008, Hard Candy's first single "4 Minutes" was just becoming a huge hit. And now that I'm going back to Italy this summer, Madge is suddenly back in music mode again.


* Piers Morgan Further Rips Into Madonna
* Madonna: Banterview With The Vampyre
* Lady GaGa Hammers A Giant Stake Into Madonna's Undead Corpse
* Lady GaGa Again Spanks Madonna
* Madonna: Truth In Advertising
* Lady Gaga: 4, Madonna: 0
* Madonna's New Single Is A Hit Somewhere!
* Lady GaGa Renders Christina Aguilera Irrelevant (Say Hi To Madonna, Christina!)



  • At 6:44 PM, Anonymous Bad Girl Fucked By Six said…

    Aaahh!!! It's horrifying to look upon!

  • At 7:00 PM, Anonymous The People of Malawi said…

    Please! Haven't we suffered enough?!

  • At 7:03 PM, Blogger Moogaboo said…

    The Formaldehyde Girl. Killing. me.

  • At 8:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    PLEASE stop going to Italy!

  • At 9:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Wow your readers are just as much of an ass as you are.

  • At 11:24 PM, Blogger D'luv said…

    BGFBS, avert the eyes, chylde. AVERT!

    POM, she will never stop feeding.

    Moog, I aim to pleaze.

    Anonymous, LOLOLOLOL!

    Anonymous 2, I'm an ass man, really, so I take that as a compliment

  • At 9:39 PM, Anonymous Pranav said…

    I actually liked some of the songs on "Hard Candy". "Miles away" definitely goes down as one of my all-time Madonna favorites. At the time it had released, I remember thinking that it had been years since Madonna had put out anything respectable.

  • At 12:36 PM, Anonymous shanaynay lachild said…

    Snatchdge looks good there. either the monkey glands are working, or she did good with the life force she sucked out of Careese Henry before she tossed her aside to the suicide bin!

  • At 6:33 AM, Anonymous fxhawaii said…

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