Someone Who's Not A Katy Perry Fan: Linda Perry
They may share the same last name, but clearly the writer of Christina Aguilera's "Beautiful" and Pink's "Get The Party Started" draws the line there.
Hottest line: "Who wants a fucking Katy Perry record? I'm sorry. You know, you're gonna get the two songs that are probably the hits that are good. But the rest of the album is gonna be crap. It is."
Well, actually, Linda — make that the five songs that are the hits.