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Sunday, August 07, 2011

UK Chart Roundup: Mr. Blobby > Cher Lloyd

See, now I just foolishly assumed that if I ignored Cher Lloyd's ridiculous "Swagger Jagger" long enough, this broad would slide down the sewer drain eventually. Oops!

Abysmal. And probably the biggest atrocity Simon Cowell has been involved with since "Mr. Blobby."

Actually, that one might be better than "Swagger Jagger."

The UK Top 10:

1. "Swagger Jagger" - Cher Lloyd *new* *1 week*
2. "She Makes Me Wanna" - JLS feat. Dev
3. "Glad You Came" - The Wanted
4. "The A Team" - Ed Sheeran
5. "Louder" - DJ Fresh feat. Sian Evans
6. "Little Bad Girl" - David Guetta feat. Cruz & Ludacris
7. "Best Thing I Never Had" - Beyonce
8. "Super Bass" - Nicki Minaj
9. "Down With The Trumpets" - Rizzle Kicks
10. "How We Roll" - Loick Essien feat. Tanya Lacey

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