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Sunday, August 14, 2011

UK Chart Roundup: Nero Dubsteps On Cher Lloyd's Tacky Wig

Is Nero's "Promises" the song that will finally cause dubstep to cross over to the masses? This week the fourth single from the duo hit #1 on the UK chart, so maybe?

You might recall that the duo's previous single, "Guilt," managed to crack the Top 10 back in May. But whether or not Nero truly become household names, we should all just be glad that "Promises" is now the third chart-topping single in the UK in three weeks, and Cher Lloyd's assault on the ears "Swagger Jagger" has been pushed down, much like her head probably was multiple times before she was finally offered a recording contract.

Don't choke, kitten — no one likes bile on their crotch.

The UK Top 10:

1. "Promises" - Nero *new* *1 week*
2. "She Makes Me Wanna" - JLS feat. Dev
3. "Swagger Jagger" - Cher Lloyd
4. "Little Bad Girl" - David Guetta feat. Cruz & Ludacris
5. "Jar Of Hearts" - Christina Perri
6. "Glad You Came" - The Wanted
7. "The A Team" - Ed Sheeran
8. "Down With The Trumpets" - Rizzle Kicks
9. "Louder" - DJ Fresh feat. Sian Evans
10. "Best Thing I Never Had" - Beyonce

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  • At 12:05 AM, Blogger Jump! said…

    How old is this chick singing in the nero song? Her hands look so old and the hands never lie! Just look at Madonna's wrinkled boney grips. Damn! I can't even focus on the song.

  • At 12:29 PM, Blogger Patrick said…

    Oh God, I just noticed that Christina Perri dirge is in the U.K. Top Ten. First the riots, and now THIS.

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