Kelly Rowland's UK 'Cosmopolitan' Cover Slays Beyonce's Tired "Countdown" Music Video

Beyonce's video for bland, by-the-numbers track "Countdown" off her dead-in-the-water 4 album has premiered. I can't really be too much of a hater, though, because there's actually one really cute part: when it ends.

This is a "no"...



...and this below is the definition of hot. Sorry, Bey. Time to retire and take up knitting, girl, while Kelendria mops the tiles with your Dollar Store wig.