Luciana & Betty White's "I'm Still Hot" = Class

If Beyonce hasn't yet hung her Dereon wig out to dry for good and Lady Gaga is still acting like she's Queen Of Pop, they'd better stop in their tracks and watch Luciana and Betty White's video for "I'm Still Hot." (Admittedly, it took me two viewings of this hot trash before I realized I was watching the former Golden Girls star and not Madonna.)

Frankly, I could have done with less of the muscle dudes and more of Betty breakdancing and having a snake slither between her thighs. Nevertheless, this clip is sure to put today's entire crop of pop hoes in their places.

And, good news — a portion of the proceeds from this sure-to-be #1 smash go toward more snakes slithering between Betty's thighs...via the Greater Los Angeles Zoo Association.