The 10 Worst Singles Of 2011: It Sucks To Be You Right Now
10. Beyonce, "Best Thing I Never Had"
Moogaboo says: "It's a good thing I never had to hear this song on the radio more than twice."
PREVIOUS TRIUMPH: Bey soared to #8 on our Worst Singles Of 2008 list thanks to her since-forgotten ballad "If I Were A Boy," and made an excellent showing on our Worst Singles Of 2007 list with the Shakira-assisted "Beautiful Liar," at #2.
9. Jennifer Lopez, "On The Floor"
D'luv says: "I'll give J.Lo props for being personable and charming on American Idol. But as far as entertaining the masses at large, just stick to the ass pics, baby, because you make Janet sound like Etta James. PS Let's all pray 2012 is the year RedOne is tarred, feathered and run out of the biz on a pack mule."
8. Lady Gaga, "Judas"
Moogaboo says: "I like that she proceeded directly to the self-indulgent, un-enjoyable phase of her career, which usually takes an artist five or ten years to reach. Bring on the spoken word jazz album and appearances in terrible movies!"
7. Nicola Roberts, "Beat Of My Drum"
Moogaboo says: "Oh, darlin', blog love doesn't equal sales, and this trash has even less charm than Girls Aloud's worst single. (We don't have time to narrow them all down to just one, so let's just say 'Jump'.)"
6. Cher Lloyd, "Swagger Jagger"
D'luv says: "Has someone cut this broad's vocal chords yet?"
5. Beyonce, "1+1"
Moogaboo says: "'I don't know why this flopped -- my hair looked great in the video!'"
4. Jessie J feat. B.o.B, "Price Tag"
Moogaboo says: "It restores some of my faith in pop-manity that Jessie J is almost universally reviled for being a terrible singer and not very interesting."
3. Justin Bieber, "Mistletoe"
Moogaboo says: "This has already ruined two holiday shopping excursions at TJ Maxx for me. How am I supposed to believe in Christmas again?"
PREVIOUS TRIUMPH: Being the very first vocalist you hear on "We Are The World 25 For Haiti," Bieber received the ultimate compliment when we chose the charity jam as our top pick on the Worst Singles Of 2010 roundup.
2. Bruno Mars, "The Lazy Song"
Moogaboo says: "At least he's upfront about how much effort he didn't put into this anthem for morons."
PREVIOUS TRIUMPH: Bruno easily landed at #2 on our Worst Singles Of 2010 list after lending his golden pipes to Travie McCoy's "Billionaire."
1. Beyonce, "Girls (Who Run The World)"
Moogaboo says: "Every time Beyonce flops, an angel gets its wings. Merry Christmas, everybody!"
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