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Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Madonna Signs Three-Album Deal With Lady Gaga's Home, Interscope

Ye Olde Vampyre Madonna has found a new dwelling to store her sarcophagus in — Interscope Records! Yes, Madge will be joining the ranks that include Lady Gaga, Eminem, U2 and Robyn at Interscope-Geffen-A&M, which has no doubt sent the crazy five-year-old who runs The Lady Gaga Project into a knickers-wetting frenzy.

So, does this mean Jimmy Iovine is going to drag Madonnapyre onto American Idol to mentor the lame contestants at some point in the spring? Or will there be a Madonna Week on Idol? Christ, I hope so. And I hope she makes those fuckers sing the following: "Hanky Panky," "Justify My Love," "Erotica" and "Where All Life Begins."

Madonna is said to be getting a million bucks per album as part of the deal. Wonder what Lady Gaga gets after Akon skims his probably-hefty percentage off the top?

Whatever — bring on The Walking Madge's new music, already, so we can watch Little Monsters start filling up the Internet with rants until they pop six blood vessels in each of their foreheads and combust into a pile of black glitter.

Alright, I'm off to get Chinese. Later.

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  • At 7:17 PM, Blogger Joshua said…

    Well well. Someone's favorite Madge era is from 1990-1992!

  • At 9:45 PM, Blogger D'luv said…

    She was at her most slutty then.

  • At 1:53 AM, Anonymous Pranav said…

    I loved the 1990-1996 era of Madonna. She may have been slutty but she was also at her classiest at the time. I am actually surprised she got signed for a three-album deal. That is pretty impressive for someone her age.


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