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Tuesday, June 05, 2012

Cheryl Cole Butchers "Need You Now" (With Gary Barlow) At Diamond Jubilee Concert

There's no kind way to put this: Cheryl Cole sounded like a drunk whore passing a watermelon through her vagina while warbling through Lady Antebellum's "Need You Now" with Gary Barlow at the Diamond Jubilee Concert in London tonight.

Poor Gaz held his own on the duet, but Cheryl, who never fails to sound like a sea lion getting fucked by an iceberg when attempting live vocals, should have been put out of her misery by having a cane yank her ass off stage.



Stick to the miming and tit shots, baby.

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4 Comments:

  • At 11:46 AM, Blogger Patrick said…

    That was utterly painful.

     
  • At 8:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    How long before she gets her tits out?

     
  • At 4:51 AM, Anonymous Stu said…

    That's one of the best UK vocalist we had to offer? I doubt it. Go back to miming love, it's fine, honestly. If i wanted to listen to the sound of a cat being raped by a pig, I'd go to a farm! Slightly embarrassed that was even screened outside the UK.
    On the plus side - Kylie slayed it!!!

     
  • At 4:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    It went outside the UK? Shit, embarrassed the nation. She swapped her vocal cords with a turd, useless twat.

     

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