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Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Paris Hilton Debuts Soulful Track "Last Night" During Stellar DJ Set At Sao Paolo's Pop Festival

Paris Hilton has finally come out of her musical hibernation to save us all from croak-throated amateurs like Adele. During her amazing DJ set over the weekend at the Pop Festival in Sao Paolo, the soul legend premiered her new track "Last Night," a collaboration with Pitbull/"Give Me Everything" producer Afrojack.

Never mind the fact that Paris accidentally hit play on Rihanna's "We Found Love" at the same time (causing it to collide with the first few moments of her own tune), or that she kind of half-sang over the track, all the while appearing as if she could barely remember the lyrics.

SHE'S BEETHOVEN, FUCKERS!

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3 Comments:

  • At 9:30 AM, Blogger Todd said…

    oh my god what the fuck is going on here??

     
  • At 10:13 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Paris Hilton how could you such say such hurtful things terrible of you and she cant even hear.

    Meanwhile, i am being used as a voodoo doll.

     
  • At 3:54 AM, Anonymous Earl said…

    Who had the worst pop career? Kim or Paris? tinyurl.com/7fe4wmw

     

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