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Sunday, September 30, 2012

Christina Aguilera's "Your Body" Video: Her Most Artistic Triumph To Date

Two years ago I had to spank Christina Aguilera when she released Bionic by giving her some sage career advice, and I'm glad she took it to heart and got back to basics — i.e. being a trailer park skank who looks like Barney (yes, that Barney) blew his load all through her rat wig while she was affixing her press-on nails with Elmer's Glue in the dumpster behind her trailer park.

"Your Body" is her classiest video to date, with some truly artistic shots that underscore just what a glamourous icon Aguilera has become over the years.

What Christina does here is not just ascend to the ranks of visionaries who came before her like Michael Jackson, Salvador Dali, I. M. Pei and Hoku — rather, she truly creates images that capture our minds in the culture we live in now, and will inspire generations that traverse this world long after we're gone.

Flawlesstina, take it away!


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  • At 5:42 AM, Anonymous Numbfromdrugs said…

    I forgot about this song while it was still playing.

     
  • At 7:17 AM, Anonymous Woooo oooh oh oh said…

    Harsh! It's a big fun trannie romp for her and she gets to screw AND kill Adam Levine (sort of). Good for her.
    I'm addicted to the song - wondering when she's going to squeeze into her next unfortunate outfit to shriek it out on The Voice.

     

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