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Sunday, September 15, 2013

So, Britney Spears' New Single "Work Bitch" Sucks

This shit is almost as basic and utterly terrible as Katy Perry's "Roar," but at least that one has a chorus. Not surprising, given the role of will.i.am as executive producer for Britney's upcoming eighth album. ("Work Bitch" was co-written by him, one of the guys from Swedish House Mafia and a couple other flops. UPDATE: after hearing this atrocity, SHM's Sebastian Ingrosso denied any involvement.)

It's like every fear the most diehard Britney fans have had regarding the involvement of the Black Eyed Peas' horrible ringleader has been realized. Oh, well — at least Brit's Sin City ostrich feather tit suit looks nice on the single art.

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  • At 5:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Don't blame Seb!
    http://www.billboard.com/articles/columns/pop-shop/5694976/sebastian-ingrosso-on-britney-spears-new-single-i-didnt-write-it

     
  • At 12:42 AM, Anonymous Pranav said…

    I still can't figure out why this woman is allowed to set foot in a recording studio - seriously! And someone needs to explain to me why will.i.am is so "sought after". The guy puts out absolute rubbish.

     
  • At 7:59 AM, Blogger MrNewmoononmonday said…

    Hahaha

     
  • At 8:45 AM, Blogger dave richards said…

    that is one serious photoshop fail....

     
  • At 9:06 AM, Blogger wassim bassil said…

    check your info, no house mafia member included in the writing of the song, but then again....who are you?

     
  • At 11:31 AM, Blogger dishy said…

    She looks like Deirdre Hall from Days Of Our Lives! Awful song. First big miss in her career. Will.i.am is a shit head.

     
  • At 3:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    So shit...that oh wait....

    @britneyspears: Woke up to hear that #WORKBxxCH is number 1 in 35 countries?? What!? I am speechless... thank u all! This is just the beginning!!

    Boom....after one day!!! Ha!!

    Life's too short to be bitter!! Ha!!

     
  • At 5:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Not in the USA...check which countries...it'll die down in a few days and be a flop for her

     
  • At 6:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    In the US she's #2 below Miley and we all know why that is (it involves a hammer and her engagement). The single is pretty good, radio friendly and got great reviews, beside... ugh can I call this a review? :)

     
  • At 8:58 AM, Blogger dishy said…

    Miley is not engaged and her ex was Thor's brother!

     
  • At 9:07 AM, Blogger D'luv said…

    Hey, I like Britney, but pairing up with will.i.am was the biggest mistake of her career. This track is subpar for a lead single, and it's going to slip out of memory within a week or two. Colossal flop village.

     
  • At 10:20 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I know who her boyfriend was, she called off the engagement yesterday, big news, big promo (+ the video) = #1 on iTunes.

     
  • At 7:32 PM, Anonymous magic said…

    12 comments on 1 story is the most I've ever seen on this site. Bash the song all you want but you know you LOVE what Brit does for your site traffic.

     
  • At 9:00 AM, Blogger D'luv said…

    "Work Bitch" has flopped down to #5 on iTunes. Bye.

     

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