dispatches from the pop scene...minus the corn syrup.
Monday, January 13, 2014
It's Shakira & Rihanna's "Can't Remember To Forget You": Listen To The Big Pair-up
So you know how everyone squeezed four tubes of toothpaste into a cored-out watermelon, carved a dick-sized hole in the side of it then fucked it until they pulled out at the final moment and shot Crest slop all over the wall when it was announced that Shakira and Rihanna were doing a duet? ........... Just me? Okay.
Anyway, "Can't Remember To Forget You" is on iTunes now, and you're probably better off just sticking with "Timber" as far as pop pair-ups go. Saaaahrry.