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Thursday, February 20, 2014

Katy Perry's "Dark Horse" Video: Watch Dark Boobs Pretend To Be Egyptian

Life in plastic continues to be fantastic for Katy Perry, as her latest video, "Dark Horse," plays out like some cheeseball Disney flick aimed at five-year-olds. The current chart-topping screech doll is decked out like Cleopatra in the clip, and men line up to shower her with gifts.

Apparently, she's only pole-dancing for Juicy J, though. The pastel is colorful, the scenery is eye-popping and it's another giant hit for Katy, so throw another quarter between those jugs, baby and make 'em bounce.

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  • At 10:20 AM, Anonymous Asp and Titties said…

    God Bless Katymerica! May her luscious, milky jugs always be a-jigglin' for freedom!

  • At 1:43 PM, Blogger MrNewmoononmonday said…

    It is eye-popping, but this ancient hag was hoping for a more grown up, dark (no pun) video...oh well.

  • At 1:48 PM, Anonymous Puppy Fleeing On Two Feet said…

    From one ancient hag to another well on her way, I agree. Although it was kind of charmingly tacky (much like a lot of La Perry's schtick), I also was hoping it would be more sophisticated. Maybe her next album will showcase a little growing up?


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