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Saturday, February 01, 2014

Shakira & Rihanna'a Video Could Have Been Sexier With Gerard Pique's Naked Butt In It

Everyone loves to be all dicks-out when women put their hands on Shakira's hot Colombian butt, hence 24 million views and "Can't Remember To Forget You" flying back into the Top 20 on iTunes since the premiere of the Rihanna duet's music video. Oooooh...superstar lezbox.

Good thing, too, since the single took quite a tumble on the Hot 100 chart this week. Still, why couldn't they do an alternate video where Shakira's man, footballer Gerard Pique, got his butt out and then lots of people started touching it and then he decided to get out his footballs and someone handed him a banana and a tube of toothpaste and then...

...well, forget it, because all we get is this:


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