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Thursday, May 22, 2014

Nicki Minaj's "Pills N Potions" Isn't Terrible

I can recall the days when Nicki Minaj wasn't an atrocity of colossal proportions to the ear. No, wait — I'm just drunk off a bottle of Prosecco; who the FUCK could possibly remember back that far?

Anyway, this broad's new single "Pills N Potions" isn't as godawful as you would imagine. It's like if you backed a 16-wheeler over Kim Kardashian's giant taco bag, and she shrieked into a megaphone while simultaneously jogging in place so fast that her ass clapped at the rate of 120 bpm. That's what it would sound like.

In other words, it's not the worst sound in the world, but still enough to make you roll your eyes and pray for a quick death to happen to either Nicki or yourself. NEXT.

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