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Sunday, May 18, 2014

UK Chart Roundup: *&#@("%!!!!!

Oh, nice — two weeks after Calvin Harris topped the UK chart with "Summer," the song he produced for his girlfriend Rita Ora, "I Will Never Let You Down," has gone to #1. Perhaps they $%^%&%* each other's ^@@! with a big, banana-shaped *%&^% after using butter and Kayro syrup to slide a &&^%@ up his (*&^ and then her %%$}) as a celebration?

*(#&$)*&$Y)*%&&$^%)*^&6!!!!

The UK Top 10:

1. "I Will Never Let You Down" - Rita Ora *new* *1 week*
2. "Waves (Robin Shulz Remix)" - Mr Probz
3. "All Of Me" - John Legend
4. "Summer" - Calvin Harris
5. "Hideaway" - Kiesza
6. "Only Love Can Hurt Like This" - Paloma Faith
7. "Nobody To Love" - Sigma
8. "Love Never Felt So Good" - Michael Jackson
9. "Calm After The Storm" - The Common Linnets
10. "Fancy" - Iggy Azalea feat. Charli XCX

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