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Thursday, November 27, 2014

US Chart Roundup: Nick Jonas Hasn't Taken His Dick Out...Yet (Happy Thanksgiving!)

Happy Thanksgiving! 

This year, we should all give thanks to the fact that Taylor Swift appears to have been set on fire, and is indeed going insane. Also, Nick Jonas is climbing higher each week on the Billboard Hot 100 ("Jealous" is at #8), and once he reaches #1, I'm convinced he'll do full frontal for the cover of Newsweek.

Final note before I go chew bird and get hammered: Mr. Probz is up to #14 with "Waves." At this point, expect him to crack the Top 5 by May 2015 — i.e. a full year after the song topped the charts everywhere else in the world.

Have a great holiday!

The U.S. Top 10:

1. "Blank Space" - Taylor Swift *2 weeks*
2. "All About That Bass" - Meghan Trainor
3. "Take Me To Church" - Hozier
4. "Animals" - Maroon 5
5. "Shake It Off" - Taylor Swift
6. "Habits (Stay High)" - Tove Lo
7. "I'm Not The Only One" - Sam Smith
8. "Jealous" - Nick Jonas
9. "Love Me Harder" - Ariana Grande feat. The Weeknd
10. "Don't" - Ed Sheeran

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