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Thursday, November 13, 2014

US Chart Roundup: Nick Jonas...Better Bust Out The Sex Tape, Kid

With Ariana Grande and The Weeknd's "Love Me Harder" now at #7 of the Billboard Hot 100, this gives Max Martin three songs in the Top 10 at the same time — the other two you being "Shake It Off" (#1...ugh) and "Bang Bang" (#5...UGH). Likewise, Max's "Shake It Off" studio partner Shellback has two Top 10 singles, as he also produced Maroon 5's "Animals" (#3).


Outside of the Top 10, Sam Smith continues to dominate your entire existence, with "I'm Not The Only One" moving up to #11. He needs to just skip this part and get on with "Like I Can" already.

At #22 for a second week is Mr. Probz with "Waves, while my third current boyfriend Nick Jonas jumps up to #23 with "Jealous." What's taking so long with that one? Hasn't he taken off enough clothes to get that shit in the Top 10 yet?

Better bust out the sex tape, kid.

The U.S. Top 10:

1. "Shake It Off" - Taylor Swift *4 weeks*
2. "All About That Bass" - Meghan Trainor
3. "Animals" - Maroon 5
4. "Habits (Stay High)" - Tove Lo
5. "Bang Bang" - Jessie J, Ariana Grande & Nicki Minaj
6. "Hot Boy" - Bobby Shmurda
7. "Love Me Harder" - Ariana Grande feat. The Weeknd
8. "Take Me To Church" - Hozier
9. "Black Widow" - Iggy Azalea feat. Rita Ora
10. "Don't Tell 'Em" - Jeremih feat. YG

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