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Thursday, March 05, 2015

US Chart Roundup: All I Can Think Of To Get Through Is Nick Jonas

Every once in awhile, when the Hot 100 gets too jam-packed with garbage, I have to take a week or two off from commenting on it. And look — three weeks after we last met up here, "Uptown Funk" is still #1 and "Thinking Out Loud" is still just behind it. Yippee!

Plus, now there's the added bonus of Pitbull and Ne-Yo being in the Top 10! That's about as welcome as three icicles up the cunt, to be honest.

And so, let's just look a bit further down, where Nick Jonas has jumped into the Top 40, at #34, with "Jealous" follow-up single "Chains" (which, actually, was the single before "Jealous," but why be technical?). I'm hoping that trash makes it into the Top 10 by the thick of spring, because it's a pretty decent pop jam, and right now it's snowing heavily in New York, and all I can think about to get me through is warm days and Nick Jonas naked...

The U.S. Top 10:

1. "Uptown Funk" - Mark Ronson feat. Bruno Mars *9 weeks*
2. "Thinking Out Loud" - Ed Sheeran
3. "Sugar" - Maroon 5
4. "Love Me Like You Do" - Ellie Goulding
5. "FourFiveSeconds" - Rihanna, Kanye West & Paul McCartney
6. "Take Me To Church" - Hozier
7. "Style" - Taylor Swift
8. "Blank Space" - Taylor Swift
9. "Earned It (Fifty Shades Of Grey)" - The Weeknd
10. "Time Of Our Lives" - Pitbull & Ne-Yo

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